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[Matsu]

Magma Leader Maxie swears to drunk he's not Groudon. _{30 minutes ago}

‡ User Information ‡

⌂ Name Maximillian 'Maxie' Rhynston
⌂ Gender ♂
⌂ Age 34
⌂ Birthday 6/21
⌂ Hometown Lavaridge, Hoenn
⌂ Occupation The head of Team Magma, obviously.
⌂ Location It probably isn't safe to disclose this on the internet.

‡ Acquaintances ‡


Tabitha
Well, everyone knows I'm not supposed to play favourites. But he happens to be mine, simply because Tabitha is the ONLY COMPETENT ONE OF THE LOT.

Mitch
I hardly know this guy, which I deem as a good thing.

Mack
How the hell did he get promoted? Was I drunk? I hate this kid.

Marge
Sure, she was awesome for a good amount of time. But the gum chewing pisses me off. Gah. The sound is disgusting.

Butler
Didn't he used to work for us? Yeah, this guy. Good scientist, wasting his skills, though.

And Brodie, who doesn't have an icon, so screw him.
Yeah, he might get a promotion, if he stops being so eccentric. Wonderful asset, though.

‡ Pokemon ‡

Mei
Mightyena - ♀ - Intimidate - Gentle
Fire Fang
Shadow Ball
Iron Tail
Dark Pulse

Mei was my first Pokemon. I LOVE HER.


Misery
Crobat - ♂ - Inner Focus - Adamant
Cross Poison
Steel Wing
Dark Pulse
Aerial Ace
He makes me wonder how he evolved, since he acts like he hates me. I think it's just his twisted way of showing love...?


Maelstrom
Camerupt - ♂ - Magma Armor - Brave
Earthquake
Eruption
Stone Edge
Flash Cannon
Maelstrom is an idiot. But a good battler. which makes up for it.

‡ About Team Magma ‡

That's why you're really here, right? Unless you enjoy stalking me, which leads to the face that you are either a) a member of the government wrongly accusing me of criminality...again or b) a member of a fellow syndicate. Either way, unless you plan on joining, I'll tell you what you already know.
Team Magma is a nonprofit, volunteer, yes, volunteer, meaning this isn't a job for you, if you think that we're like the vermin that is the Rockets and Galactics, and possibly Aquas; but I couldn't care less- organization dedicated to the riddance of the evils of pollution and land misuse. And that was the longest sentence I have ever written.
Back to the topic, if any members of the team have been caught in criminal situations, I am pleased to inform you that I, being the leader, give no orders to break the law in any way. The Team itself is a thing of innocence, and of working towards the good of man- and Pokemon-kind, and should not be held responsible for one member's actions.
That is your final warning, my fellow Magmas. If you get jailed, I sure as hell aren't bailing you out.
Apart from that, we rely mainly on geological evidence of ancient powers to back up our ultimate goals. As we are nonprofit, our funds come from generous donors. Using our plentiful resources, such as prehistoric evidence of ancient cultures and the evidence of the true Creation, we hope to make a happier world for all.[/center]