kotone {wip}

[The Stevinator]

My Parents call me...

IT'S-A ME, KOTONE!

My Friends call me...

THE SUPER KOTONE BROTHERS SISTERS (Silver's Luigi)

I'm not an it! I'm a...

DO YOU NOT SEE THE BOOBIES?

I am a...

HEROIC PLUMBER

I don't need wrinkle cream! I'm...

IMMORTAL

Do you think I need a diet?

A DIET OF SPAGHETTI

My emotional disposition?

I HOPE SHE MADE LOTSA SPAGHETTI! (Silver: That's MY line!)

Things that are Groovy:

SPAGHETTI AND SAVING THE PRINCESS

Things that aren't so Groovy:

BOWSER AND THE PRINCESS BEING IN ANOTHER CASTLE

But...I'm afraid!

SHEEP (you probably don't get the reference... v.v *FAIL*)

I like to...

EATS SPAGHETTI

My Reason?

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, ALL TOASTERS TOAST TOAST (Silver: ...wtf)

Mandatory Angst

I DUNNO THE FIRST THING I REMEMBER WAS WORLD 1-1

Oh and by the way...

SORRY, BUT YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE

I'm just a proxy for...

SOME VIDEO GAME OBSESSED FREAK (Charlie: Hey... >.>)