Post by gary on Jan 4, 2010 3:56:06 GMT -5
WIP until further notice
"SHAKE-ZULA, THE MIC-RULA, THE OLD-SCHOOLA" Gary says as he ceremoniously flips his audience the bird.[/font]
"GARY MOTHAFUCKIN' OAK!" he declares, breaking into a rap. [/font]
"I'M BASICALLY A WALKING PENIS." Gary replies proudly. "CHICKS DIG IT."[/font]
"BABE." He is obviously well aware of his aesthetic appeal. [/font]
"SCHFIFTY-FIVE, BIZNITCH." Gary nods politely. [/font]
"Well," Gary begins cordially, standing up from his seat. "In order to answer that question accurately and for you to understand it, I'll have to show you just how sexy I am." Gary proceeds to perform a strip tease. [/font]
"YEP." Gary does that. [/font]
CHICKS N BOOZE [/font]
ENVIRONMENTAL AWARENESS [/font]
THE WIND, SLUGS, AND DIARRHEA. Gary does declare. [/font]
"PARTAY" Gary wiggles. [/font]
"I WAS BORN THIS WAY, SO I MAY AS WELL USE IT. IT'S A CURSE, BUT I LIVE WITH IT." Gary winks. [/font]
"YEAH, I FIGURED I MIGHT AS WELL WRITE ONE, SEEING AS EVERYONE WANTS TO BE ME AND ALL." Gary grins a dastardly grin. [/font]
"ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HO ON A LEASH" Gary drives this point across very seriously. [/font]
"ME, MYSELF, AND I" Gary shrugs. [/font]